You’re a poet and you didn’t even know you were one!

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epic4chan:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’
This post makes me sad because no. If they were born in February 2000 they would still have a month every year where they are still a year younger. Like in January 2021, the kid will see or remember this piece of shit on the internet and be like OH HELL YEAH IM 21 when they’re really still 20. Probably not, but you see my point: these teenager thingy majigs are stupid af
stimulative:

Cirque de Mafate - La Réunion by Frédéric Pactat on Flickr.

ptrparker:

whatdoctor:

ptrparker:

phil-of-the-phuture:

ptrparker:

why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent

no because it’s dead

TOO SOON

THAT HAPPENED 65 MILLION YEARS AGO








queenofthemindpalace:

lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up